You have found my website! Woop woop!

I’m mainly on Facebook HERE and Instagram HERE, but I keep this lil website up and running so that I don’t forget all the things I’ve done and therefore quickly sink into the muddy abyss like that horse in The NeverEnding Story. Also, I keep telling myself I will make it fancy one day, but I only just scraped in as a millennial so I don’t know how.

In the meantime, here is a screenshot from when The Daily Mail once wrote about how my sexy bedhead hair compares to that of Kylie Jenner’s: